I Will Never Do Agains...

Sometimes we reflect on choices that were less than productive- choices that should never be repeated. Let’s look at my personal list of “I will never do agains…”

·    Bridge Jumping (this is not recommended for several reasons)

- It’s more than likely illegal.

- Would be classified as dangerous.

- If you try this you've usually consumed too many adult beverages and should not be swimming.

·     Body Piercing
     -It hurts.
     -Can turn into un-cool very quickly.
     -In hindsight, I looked pretty stupid.

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      Four Wheeling in unknown territory… at dark

-    -Let your imagination wonder- that’s probably what happened to me.

-    -However, noticeably I did live.

·    Skipping the first two hours of high school.. daily

-That caused a lot of bad karma with the principal- I wouldn’t recommend it.

-You don’t exactly get A’s- or B’s, C’s, or D’s-when you don’t show up to class.

·    Getting married at 19 (to an idiot no less)
     -No one should marry and idiot before they are 25. That’s my personal advice- we’ll leave it at that.

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     Having a baby at 20

-Again, no one should reproduce until they are at least 25- enough said.

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    Opening a business while having three kids under the age of 5
     -It’s too stressful and can induce anxiety, wrinkles and grey hair.
    - One benefit to this one- you can call in sick .

·    Don’t drive while drinking

-I haven’t done this but I know people who have.

-Those people have really complicated lives now and driving is the least of their worries.

·    Always think I am right.

- Face reality-you’re not always going to be right.

-sometimes “no” is a lifesaver in the end- trust me.

·    Never drive through Kansas

-God did not bless that state with any beauty.

-Drive around it- not through it.

-Better yet- fly.